Alright Southwest MS, No more excuses.... Today is my birthday and I am giving the first 5000 people (ADULTS ONLY PLEASE) that respond a month of free classes, no gimmicks, no strings attached, just give me a call or come by the school. This blog is dedicated to self defense and the course is geared towards that, it will be much more in depth than any one night seminar could be.
Mississippi leads the Nation in heart disease, Obesity, and we are in the top in Diabetes. These are the sort of things you need to be defending your self against. I'm trying to help you kill two birds with one stone... I don't know of any other martial arts program in MS that has donated a month of free classes to 5000 people. Honestly we can't fit that many on the mat so we might have to start a waiting list... But I am holding up my end of the bargain...just come try it out, give me 100% for one month. Learn how to avoid and survive violent situations.
Honestly you are far less likely to be killed or injured due to a violent attack than you are by your sofa, your television, or the box of Twinkies or cookies in your lap. But I'm feeling generous so you are going to get the best of both worlds FREE, for one month. I'm going to be teaching you world class self defense against attackers, but also holistic self defense. Defense from your lack of exercise, the things you eat, the things you drink, and I will teach you about self defense from a global perspective. So get off your rear-end and come try a month of classes. If I do my job then you are in better shape you feel and look better and you are more well prepared to defend yourself against an attacker or your bad habits. If you do a month and give 100% and don't feel like you've really benefited from the program(then go see Doctor because you are suffering from hallucinations...Just Kidding!) Seriously if you don't see or feel a benefit then we will shake hands and part as friends.
Take Care,
Chris Holmes-Master Teacher
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